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Thursday, March 19, 2015

Stop Writing BRANDO!

BRAIN: "Stop adding more to BRANDO's book, it's getting too big."
FINGERS: "But I can't stop writing."
BRAIN: "You have to, the ARCs are due out by the beginning of next month. You are seriously causing me a lot of stress."
FINGERS: "It's not my fault, Brando and Vinnie won't shut up."
BRAIN: "Tell them they can have another book with their name on the cover if they stop, just please, for the love of God, finish the damn book. It's now 102,000 words long. I swore I wouldn't write another big book after BEHIND THE LENS."
FINGERS: "Brando won't listen, he said to go f&%$ yourself."
BRAIN: "Tell him you'll put another bullet in his head if he doesn't stop."
FINGERS: "He said do it, he doesn't care."
BRAIN: "Then tell Vinnie to make him stop."
FINGERS: "Vinnie doesn't care, he's looking at D's ass. Shit, he's trying to make me write another sex scene. I'm sick of writing him sex scenes. Wait a minute, here comes Dominic ... Ooh, I like Dominic."
BRAIN: "Ignore him."
FINGERS: "Hello, Dominic, show me--"
BRAIN: "Ignore him or I'll turn the Wifi off!"
HEART: "No, you can't! That's punishing me, not your dumbass fingers."
BRAIN: "JUST STOP ADDING SHIT TO THE DAMN BOOK BEFORE I BLOW A FUSE!!!"
FINGERS: "Okay, okay, don't have a cow, I'll knock Brando unconscious. There, done, you happy now?"
BRAIN: "FINALLY!"
FINGERS: "Oooh, look, it's Drago. Those gypsies are sexy as--"
BRAIN: "Noooooooooooo!"
***BRANDO (The Santini Brothers #2) due to be released April 27***

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